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Below are the 4 most recent journal entries recorded in Mr. Data's LiveJournal:

Sunday, September 21st, 2003
1:51 am
Feelings Of Guilt
Geordi has spent much time in Engineering lately. He said something about a Plot Implausibility Field, but I have no internal memory reference of such an object ... possibly he is avoiding me. However, he could be correct. The Captain and Doctor Crusher have not been aboard the ship lately. I know I should have kept track, but I am afraid that my emotion chip has been causing horniness anomalies lately in my neural net. Not to mention Counselor Troi and Geordi. This may be an action of my jealousy chip, however. More remains to be seen.
Saturday, September 6th, 2003
9:51 pm
Unusual
I know it is indeed unusual for me to make two journal entries in such a short time span, but I have been considering seeking advice from beverlycrusher on the whole g30rd1_laforge-related matter. I wonder whether she is in her office.
9:06 pm
Chocolate syrup -- NOT an intriguing beverage
I stopped by deanna_troi's quarters today, only to help her with her computer problems. I found out, however, that g30rd1_laforge had already helped her, but not with her computer problems. They had delved into uses of chocolate syrup which I had not thought possible until now. I am feeling oddly perplexed and upset. Perhaps, however, it is my fault for posting my thoughts involving lore. Perhaps g30rd1_laforge thought that I did not desire him any longer. I must meditate on my actions ...

Current Mood: contemplative
Sunday, August 24th, 2003
4:51 pm
I am agitated ...
... because I see that Lore has begun writing a journal here. I must say, Dear Diary, that I am, as the Humans say, "sooooo hot for his bod." His buttocks are quite desirable, and his nose has the sophisticated look which all sensible lifeforms should appreciate. And Geordi, if you see this, know only that I am still accustomed to your input in my neural pathways and hope that you choose not to cancel "Borg Bondage Night" on Friday. Perhaps we could invite Lore ... and Wesley ... and Deanna.

Current Mood: horny
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